15 Running Commandments 
  1 Thou shalt not play basketball or tennis when thou 
     couldst be running.
  2 Thou shalt run before all else on Saturday mornings.
  3 Thou shalt double tie thy laces before thy first step.
  4 Thou shalt prepare abundant excuses to use before 
     running a race.
  5 Thou shalt subscribe to at least two running magazines.
  6 Thou shalt not watch Sunday football without having 
     already logged in a long run.
  7 Thou shalt run in the rain even when thou wouldst 
     rather surf running sites on the Internet.
  8 Thou shalt leave thy smelly shoes on the porch, but 
     only if thy dog does not sleep there.
  9 Thou shalt display thy trophies and awards prominently.
10 Thou shalt not exaggerate thy racing times or distances
     entered in thy log book.
11 Thou shalt donate thine old running shirts to charity.
12 Thou shalt not eat ice cream when not in strict training.
13 Thou shalt attempt not to pay more than $40 for thy
     training shoes.
14 Thou shalt pray to Phidippides for the strength to run 
     well and finish strong.
15 Thou shalt get out there now and not waste any more
     time reading Commandments !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!